First We Will Frac Other Planets T-Shirt

This soft classic-fit tee carries a playful, slightly rebellious energy — a nod to explorers who think beyond borders (and atmospheres). Lightweight and breathable, the heather-gray shirt wears a distressed-style graphic: a small globe and bold, weathered lettering that reads “FIRST we will frac other planets.” It feels like the kind of shirt you grab for a weekend road trip, a protest sign-in-the-making, or a late-night conversation about futures and fossil fuels. The relaxed silhouette and subtle vintage print make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo while biking around town or leaning on a fence watching the stars. The muted colors and worn texture give the design credibility — like something earned from long drives, late debates, and stubborn curiosity.

Product features
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester for a soft, durable hand
- Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) classic-fit for breathable everyday wear
- 1x1 ribbed collar retains shape after repeated wear
- Self fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for clean lines and comfort
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG-printed artwork for crisp, lasting graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean